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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Saturday, May 24, 2014
NewsBusted
MEDIA RESEARCH CENTER
Last Friday's Video
May 23, 2014
NewsBusted: The green light for conservative laughter!
This week we're on vacation...but catch all the laughs
with last week's episodes!
NewsBusted 5/16/14
TOPICS:
-- Carbon Emissions
-- Obama Administration
-- IRS Audits
-- Tea Party Donors
-- Dead Mom in Refrigerator
-- CNN Poll
-- Malaysian Airlines flight 370
-- Benghazi
-- NBC Olympics
-- V.A. Hospital Scandal
-- Federal Election Commission
-- Democrat States
NewsBusted 5/14/14
TOPICS:
-- Mother's Day
-- Network TV Shows
-- NBC's Chuck Todd
-- Kermit Gosnell Movie
-- ATM
-- Oprah Buys Clippers?
-- EPA
-- Fracking
-- Obamacare Enrollments
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
THIS ABOUT SAYS IT ALL
Thursday, May 15, 2014
GOPDD: Hilarious!! Electile Dysfunction” Ad!!
When The Moment Is Right
There is a lot of “Electile Dysfunction in Washington DC.
Over the course of 23 years, John Boehner has forgotten that his job was to go to D.C. to fight for you. Despite his campaign promises, as Speaker of the House he has failed to defund ObamaCare, failed to pass timely budgets, failed to protect us from amnesty for criminal illegal immigrants, and even raised the debt ceiling which leaves debt for our children and grandchildren to pay back and puts our national security at risk.
It’s time for a change. It’s time to fight back!
http://gopthedailydose.com/2014/05/15/hilarious-electile-dysfunction-ad/
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Dennis Miller Rips Harry Reid a new one.
Seven Years Later This Rings Loud and Clear!
Friday, April 18, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
BrasscheckTV: A little humor to end the week on...
It's been a long time since we had
a laugh.
Here's a good one.
Video:
http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/22653.html
- Brasscheck
Miss USA
"Should Math Be Taught In Schools?"Dumbing Down
Miss USA 2011 — Should Math Be Taught In Schools?
Funny, but we're not that far from this
No one actively prevents
people from learning.
It's not like slave days where it was a crime to teach slaves to reach and
write and a crime for them to learn how.
Yet, our culture - as projected by television - doesn't really encourage
learning,does it?
This video is a joke, but it skates uncomfortably close to the truth.
What do you call a society that has every opportunity to learn, but actively
chooses not to?
"Doomed" is one word that comes to mind.
- See more at:
http://www.brasschecktv.com/videos/schools-are-prisons-1/miss-usa-should-math-be-taught-in-schools.html
Miss USA
"Should Math Be Taught In Schools?"Dumbing Down- See more at: http://www.brasschecktv.com/videos/schools-are-prisons-1/miss-usa-should-math-be-taught-in-schools.html#sthash.p7h4123L.dpufMiss USA
"Should Math Be Taught In Schools?"Dumbing Down- See more at: http://www.brasschecktv.com/videos/schools-are-prisons-1/miss-usa-should-math-be-taught-in-schools.html#sthash.p7h4123L.dpuf
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Obamacare Very simply put
2700 PAGES OF OBAMACARE CONDENSED TO ONE (1) SENTENCE.......AND SO VERY TRUE!!!!!!
Here are the 2,700 pages of the Affordable Care Act condensed into one sentence.
ObamaCare: To insure the uninsured, we first make the insured uninsured, and then make them pay more to be insured again, so the original uninsured can be insured for free.
Here are the 2,700 pages of the Affordable Care Act condensed into one sentence.
ObamaCare: To insure the uninsured, we first make the insured uninsured, and then make them pay more to be insured again, so the original uninsured can be insured for free.
Submitted by: 'Gordie'
Monday, March 10, 2014
Just the "Bear" Facts, Bear Counting in Canada: RMR Bear Tagging
"Bear Counting in Canada
This is wonderful and the audio is hilarious!
The park is named after the Algonquin Indians.
This clip is great for animal lovers and young children -- Momma Bear and her three very young cubs in the wild of northern Ontario , Canada . Humane wildlife experts taking a winter bear census right in the hibernation dens. You'll love this, besides the cute precious 6 week old baby bears (eyes still closed) the guy (Rick Mercer) has some of the funniest lines. This is a special video of re-tagging a mommy bear." Alma S.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
2016 Bombs Away "Hillary Clinton Is The War On Woman"; GOPDD:Kathleen Willey Hillary Clinton Is The War On Woman Kathleen Willey The Kelly File
Amy
"Like" Conservative Lady on Facebook and bookmark gopthedailydose.com. Follow on Twitter @gopladyamy Tell her where you saw her.
By the time the 2016 Election gets here everyone will have forgotten about just how corrupt and awful human-beings the Clinton's are, "What difference will it make anyways" . People are more interested in the Khardasians clothing or other intrinsic ideals and have an attention span shorter than that of the bladder control of a geriatric golf team!
Saturday, February 15, 2014
A North Carolina School's Recent Weather Closure Announcement Goes Viral
Now who said that Education can't be Fun, Entertaining and Creative? We feel that this is a great example of the Administration utilizing technology to "get the word out" with a flare of ingenuity. Enjoy! With over three million hits in two days apparently there are many people that appreciate it also.
Durham Academy Weather Announcement
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Sunday, January 26, 2014
OBAMA RATED 5th BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY
From
a total of 44 US Presidents Obama is rated as the 5th best President
ever! The A&M's Public Relations Office released the following
statement, "after only 5 years in office, Americans have rated President
Obama the 5th best President ever."
The details according to TEXAS A&M
1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first,
2. Twenty three presidents tied for second,
3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third,
4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and
5. Obama came in fifth!
This appears to be totally reasonable . . . . . .
1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first,
2. Twenty three presidents tied for second,
3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third,
4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and
5. Obama came in fifth!
This appears to be totally reasonable . . . . . .
Friday, January 24, 2014
Once Upon A Time Brooks Misplaced His Glasses...Enjoy The Day!
ENJOY
THE DAY!!!
Misplaced my Glasses.....
Misplaced my Glasses.....
Some seniors are so thoughtful and creative!!
Yesterday my
daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my
time.
Like sitting around
the pool
and drinking wine is not a good
thing.
Talking about my
"doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic
of conversation.
She was "only thinking
of me" and suggested I go down to the senior
center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I
got home last
night I decided to teach her a
lesson about staying out of my
business.
I e-mailed her and
told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She replied, "Are you
nuts? You are about ?3 years old, and now you're
going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately
telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your
glasses!
This is a membership
to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, I'm in
trouble again; I really don't know what to do... I signed up for
five jumps a week."
The line went quiet
and her friend picked up the phone and said that she
had fainted.
Life as a senior
citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it
can be fun.
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning....
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer really screwed up now.”
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