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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Saturday, May 24, 2014

NewsBusted

  MEDIA RESEARCH CENTER
May 23, 2014


NewsBusted: The green light for conservative laughter!

This week we're on vacation...but catch all the laughs
with last week's episodes!

Last Friday's Video

NewsBusted 5/16/14 

 TOPICS:
-- Carbon Emissions
-- Obama Administration
-- IRS Audits
-- Tea Party Donors
-- Dead Mom in Refrigerator
-- CNN Poll
-- Malaysian Airlines flight 370
-- Benghazi
-- NBC Olympics
-- V.A. Hospital Scandal
-- Federal Election Commission
-- Democrat States

 

 NewsBusted 5/14/14 

 TOPICS:
-- Mother's Day
-- Network TV Shows
-- NBC's Chuck Todd
-- Kermit Gosnell Movie
-- ATM
-- Oprah Buys Clippers?
-- EPA
-- Fracking
-- Obamacare Enrollments

 

Thursday, May 15, 2014

GOPDD: Hilarious!! Electile Dysfunction” Ad!!‏

When The Moment Is Right
There is a lot of “Electile Dysfunction in Washington DC.
Over the course of 23 years, John Boehner has forgotten that his job was to go to D.C. to fight for you. Despite his campaign promises, as Speaker of the House he has failed to defund ObamaCare, failed to pass timely budgets, failed to protect us from amnesty for criminal illegal immigrants, and even raised the debt ceiling which leaves debt for our children and grandchildren to pay back and puts our national security at risk.
It’s time for a change. It’s time to fight back!




http://gopthedailydose.com/2014/05/15/hilarious-electile-dysfunction-ad/

Friday, March 21, 2014

BrasscheckTV: A little humor to end the week on...‏

It's been a long time since we had
a laugh. 
 
Here's a good one. 
 
Video:
 
http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/22653.html
 
- Brasscheck


Miss USA
"Should Math Be Taught In Schools?"
Dumbing Down

Miss USA 2011 — Should Math Be Taught In Schools? 

 

 

Funny, but we're not that far from this
No one actively prevents people from learning.
It's not like slave days where it was a crime to teach slaves to reach and write and a crime for them to learn how.
Yet, our culture - as projected by television - doesn't really encourage learning,does it?
This video is a joke, but it skates uncomfortably close to the truth.
What do you call a society that has every opportunity to learn, but actively chooses not to?
"Doomed" is one word that comes to mind.

- See more at: http://www.brasschecktv.com/videos/schools-are-prisons-1/miss-usa-should-math-be-taught-in-schools.html


Miss USA
"Should Math Be Taught In Schools?"
Dumbing Down
- See more at: http://www.brasschecktv.com/videos/schools-are-prisons-1/miss-usa-should-math-be-taught-in-schools.html#sthash.p7h4123L.dpuf
Miss USA
"Should Math Be Taught In Schools?"
Dumbing Down
- See more at: http://www.brasschecktv.com/videos/schools-are-prisons-1/miss-usa-should-math-be-taught-in-schools.html#sthash.p7h4123L.dpuf

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Obamacare Very simply put‏

2700 PAGES OF OBAMACARE CONDENSED TO ONE (1) SENTENCE.......AND SO VERY TRUE!!!!!!
Here are the 2,700 pages of the Affordable Care Act condensed into one sentence.

ObamaCare: To insure the uninsured, we first make the insured uninsured, and then make them pay more to be insured again, so the original uninsured can be insured for free.
 
Submitted by: 'Gordie'

Monday, March 10, 2014

Just the "Bear" Facts, Bear Counting in Canada: RMR Bear Tagging

"Bear Counting in Canada
This is wonderful and the audio is hilarious!
The park is named after the Algonquin Indians.
This clip is great for animal lovers and young children -- Momma Bear and her three very young cubs in the wild of northern Ontario , Canada . Humane wildlife experts taking a winter bear census right in the hibernation dens.  You'll love this, besides the cute precious 6 week old baby bears (eyes still closed) the guy (Rick Mercer) has some of the funniest lines. This is a special video of re-tagging a mommy bear." Alma S.











Thursday, February 20, 2014

2016 Bombs Away "Hillary Clinton Is The War On Woman"; GOPDD:Kathleen Willey Hillary Clinton Is The War On Woman Kathleen Willey The Kelly File

Amy

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 By the time the 2016 Election gets here everyone will have forgotten about just how corrupt and awful  human-beings the Clinton's are, "What difference will it make anyways" . People are more interested in the Khardasians clothing or other intrinsic ideals and have an attention span shorter than that of the bladder control of a geriatric golf team!


Lost the Ball


Saturday, February 15, 2014

A North Carolina School's Recent Weather Closure Announcement Goes Viral

Now who said that Education can't be Fun, Entertaining and Creative?  We feel that this is a great example of the Administration utilizing technology to "get the word out" with a flare of ingenuity. Enjoy!  With over three million hits in two days apparently there are many people that appreciate it also.

Durham Academy Weather Announcement 

 

 





Durham Academy, independent day school for grades Pre-K - 12 
 
  www.da.org

Sunday, January 26, 2014

OBAMA RATED 5th BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY

From a total of 44 US Presidents Obama is rated as the 5th best President ever! The A&M's Public Relations Office released the following statement, "after only 5 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best President ever."
 
The details according to TEXAS A&M
1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first,
2. Twenty three presidents tied for second,
3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third,
4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and
5. Obama came in fifth!
 
 
This appears to be totally reasonable . . . . . .

Friday, January 24, 2014

Once Upon A Time Brooks Misplaced His Glasses...Enjoy The Day!


ENJOY THE DAY!!!
    Misplaced my Glasses.....
     Some seniors are so thoughtful and creative!!

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. 
 
Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are about ?3 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" 

I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!

This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
  "Oh man, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week."

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.


Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning....

"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer really screwed up now.”