Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

The Perfect Couple....

Too clever not to pass along
The perfect Man and Woman CLICK HERE

Where's My Shovel???

 

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for ...hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

 

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

 

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

 

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

 

MORAL :

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

 

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

 

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

 

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

 

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

 

4. Give more.

 

5. Expect less from people but more from God.

 

You have two choices... smile and close this page,

or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson .

God bless US All!

 

Submitted by a very 'special friend' of TLR!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unhappy Muslims!!!....

This is absolutely brilliant.
Never thought of it this way.

Unhappy Muslims!!!   The Muslims are not happy! They're not happy in Gaza . They're not happy in Egypt . They're not happy in Libya . They're not happy in Morocco . They're not happy in Iran . They're not happy in Iraq . They're not happy in Yemen . They're not happy in Afghanistan . They're not happy in Pakistan . They're not happy in Syria . They're not happy in Lebanon . So, where are they happy? They're happy in England . They're happy in France . They're happy in Italy . They're happy in Germany . They're happy in Sweden . They're happy in the USA . They're happy in Norway . They're happy in every country that is not Muslim. And whom do they blame? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves. THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

2012 The TRUTH You're NOT Being TOLD Part 2 (Full Length 88min)

This is the official public release of the full length PART 2 seminar by Alex Retrov and Krystal Alexander-Hille.

Dec 2012 or sooner? Yes much sooner, the clock runs out September 25th THIS YEAR. The truth the governments of the world are keeping from you. This seminar presented by Alex Retrov and Krystal Alexander-Hille will wake you up to the truth behind the 2012 doomsday prophecy. Dec 21st 2012 is a fake date created by the 'Illuminati' to catch us completely unprepared for the horrific events to come in September THIS YEAR . The clock runs out this year, NOT 2012. Could this be true? You be the judge!

(Note, Brave Archer Films is a video production house who filmed and edited the seminar for Alexander Retrov, we are NOT Alexander Retrov! For questions about the content visit www.alexanderretrov.com)

'There are some here that have nothing to go back to': New York town nearly wiped out by flooding in the wake of Hurricane Irene

• Town of Prattsville, New York, nearly decimated by Hurricane's wind, rain and floods
• Homes and hundreds of roads and bridges washed away in Vermont
• High flood waters seemed to come as a surprise to the state where evacuations had not been made
• Rivers and streams burst banks in upstate New York, Connecticut and Massachusetts
• Last night flood waters were rising in New Jersey closing major highways including the New Jersey Turnpike
• At least 46 people have died in the storm, most of them when trees crashed through roofs or onto cars
• President Barack Obama warns, 'This is not over', as he says flooding could get worse

By Rachel Quigley and Thomas Durante

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031635/Hurricane-Irene-New-York-town-Prattsville-nearly-wiped-flooding.html#ixzz1Xkc9xKYC

Submitted by: Rufus

Our Future Lies In The Chips, Microchips, Watch And Learn

Predictive Programming

and the Human Microchipping Agenda

 

  What is Predictive Programming?

Predictive programming is a subtle form of psychological conditioning provided by the media to acquaint the public with planned societal changes to be implemented. If and when these changes are put through, the public will already be familiarized with them and will accept them as 'natural progressions'; thus lessening any possible public resistance and commotion. Predictive programming therefore may be considered as a veiled form of preemptive mass manipulation or mind control.

Predictive Programming and the Human Microchipping Agenda from John Smith on Vimeo.

Something To Think About.

A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package:

'This’, he said, ‘isn't any ordinary package.'

He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box.

'She got this the first time we went to New York, 8 or 9 years ago.  She has never put it on; was saving it for a special occasion.
Well, I guess this is it.'

He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral home; his wife had just died.

He turned to me and said: 'Never save something for a special occasion.

Every day in your life is a special occasion'.

I still think that those words changed my life.

Now I read more and clean less.

I sit on the porch without worrying about anything.

 

I spend more time with my family, and less at work.

I understand that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to,

not survived through.

I no longer keep anything.

I use crystal glasses every day.

 

I wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if I feel like it.

I don't save my special perfume for special occasions; I use it whenever I want to.

The words 'Someday' and 'One Day' are fading away from my dictionary.

If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now.

I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there

the next morning.  No one can tell...

I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends.

She might have called old friends to make peace over past quarrels.

I'd like to think she would go out for Chinese, her favorite food.

 

It's these small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come.

 

Each day, each hour, each minute, is special.

Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no one.

If you received this, it's because someone cares for you and because, probably,

there's someone you care about.

If you're too busy to send this out to other people and tell yourself that

you will send it 'one of these days', remember this:

 

'One day' is far away... or might never come.....

Is There A Hidden Level of Evidence For Fall 2011 Apocalypse?

EVIDENCE FOR FALL 2011 APOCALYPSE

 What if it is TRUE are you prepared?  Do you believe your Government?  Do you believe the Media?  Do you even Care?

Awakening As One "The Quickening has begun"

 Brought to you by special request.

“The Quickening”

“The Quickening has begun.

All around the planet hundreds of millions of people are waiting for events to unfold in the year 2012, that they… believe will bring either the birth of a harmonious new reality… or ‘the end of the world.

But what if those events were actually to take place THIS YEAR, in 2011?

The Quickening from keith wyatt on Vimeo.

“The Quickening” Resource Material

In addition to the material listed below, please visit the page titled “the signs” (see tab at the top of the page) for Revelations Resource material for the film’s chapter titled “Deliverance”; which speaks to the rising darkness and its role in assisting humanity’s evolution.
Birth of a New Humanity, Mayan Prophecies & Cosmic Rays
Mayan Cosmology – The Dark Rift
2012 Conjunction with “The Dark Rift”
Mayan Cosmogenisis – John Major Jenkins
Cygnus Mystery by Andrew Collins (See parts 1 – 6)
Galactic Alignment – Indigenous Perspective (See parts 1,2 & 3)
The Book of Destiny

2012 The TRUTH You're NOT being TOLD The clock runs out Sep 25th 2011?

Dec 2012 or sooner? Yes much sooner, the clock runs out September 25th THIS YEAR. The truth the governments of the world are keeping from you. This seminar presented by Alex Retrov and Krystal Alexander-Hille will wake you up to the truth behind the 2012 doomsday prophecy. Dec 21st 2012 is a fake date created by the 'Illuminati' to catch us completely unprepared for the horrific events to come in September THIS YEAR . The clock runs out this year, NOT 2012. Could this be True? You be the judge, see the overwhelming evidence for yourself!

This is the link to part two, however they are charging a small fee, it will be a downloadable file but it is currently not up an running yet. They are finalizing it now. You can go to this site and leave messages and get prompt replies. Good Luck Everyone. Our Future Is In Our Hands. http://www.alexanderretrov.com/2012-talk/2012-dvd

Now here's an ad you won't find in American Main Stream Media anytime soon

Muslim culture Meets German Engineering 

Looks like VW is still putting out a fine product. 

They could never get away with this advertisement in the U.S.

In the United Kingdom and Ireland it is the most popular TV commercial playing. 

People apparently call in to learn the schedules for showing this commercial.

Good Ole Boys and American pie

5,000 Residents of 'Dying City' Lip Dub Song About Day the Music Died

  by Caryn Ganz

In January, MainStreet.com named Grand Rapids, Michigan, 10th on its list of America's "dying cities." It's possible nobody would have ever learned about this dubious distinction, but Newsweek picked up the story on its website, giving folks living in the Midwestern city -- and nearby Detroit and Flint -- something to be bummed about in addition to massive unemployment and home foreclosures.
To prove they're still thriving and have the same taste in classic rock as Madonna, 5,000 residents of Grand Rapids turned to the power of music and motivated to break the world record for largest lip dub on May 22nd, lip synching to Don McLean's sombre "American Pie."

"We disagreed strongly [with the article] and wanted to create a video that encompasses the passion and energy we all feel is growing exponentially in this great city," the clip's director and executive producer Rob Bliss wrote in a statement posted on YouTube (via Buzzfeed). "We felt Don McLean's 'American Pie,' a song about death, was in the end, triumphant and filled to the brim with life and hope." McLean's 1971 track is indeed morbid -- it chronicles the tragic 1959 plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper (known as "The Day the Music Died") and makes references to the deadly 1969 Altamont free concert where a Hells Angel stabbed a Rolling Stones fan. "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" it's not, but it is good for a vigorous dorm-room sing-along.

Bliss wrote that the nearly nine-minute video is the longest and largest of its type -- take that Today show and Emerson College! -- cost $40,000 provided by local sponsors, and involved a near total shutdown of the city's downtown. The one-take, one-camera video set to an acoustic version of the song is indeed a huge survey of the city's landscape, featuring four fire trucks, a wedding, a marching band, kayaks, and about a million amateur acoustic guitar players (that's a rough estimate, but if the car manufacturing business in Michigan is slumping, the cheap acoustic guitar trade is thriving).

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/amplifier/89191/5000-residents-of-dying-city-lip-dub-song-about-day-the-music-died/

Hope and Change Lisbon can only wish for?

Poland town manager resigns

By Daniel Hartill, Staff Writer 

POLAND — Town Manager Dana Lee sat behind his desk Monday looking tired.
"I think you have to become almost soulless, maybe, to do this job in this environment," said Lee, a veteran administrator who led Mechanic Falls for 16 years before taking the Poland job in 2007. "I don't want to be that type of a town manager that's got that dead look in his eyes when you come to see him and doesn't care and isn't really going to follow up and try to help you."
So he's quitting.
On Friday, Lee sent a short resignation letter to members of the Poland Board of Selectmen.
He's grown tired of dealing with an angry minority from the public who believe that their local government is hiding secrets, squandering tax money or bending rules for some residents, he said. The complaints from people — including Poland resident Michelle Arsenault — have inflicted too much stress, he said.

http://www.sunjournal.com/city/story/1034349

New High School Exit Exam

New High School Exit Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.  (Passing requires only 4 correct answers)  1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes  Panama hats?  3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?  5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?  6) The  Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name?  8) What color is a purple finch?  9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?  10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.  Check your answers below ....

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?  116 years   

2) Which country makes  Panama hats?   Ecuador   

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?  Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 
November.   

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?  Squirrel fur  

6) The  Canary Islands  in the Pacific are named after what animal?   Dogs 

7) What was King George VI's first name?  Albert   

8) What color is a purple finch?  Crimson 
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?   New Zealand 
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?  Orange. (of course) 

What do you mean, you failed?

Me, too. 
(And if you try to tell me you passed, you LIED!) 
Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they may feel useless too

Hope & Change for Lisbon Economic Development Dilemma

Obama gas station in Columbia raising eyebrows

By Brandi Cummings - bio | email
COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - A gas station on Columbia's North Main Street has been renamed and redecorated after President Obama.
Two gas stations sit at the corner of Columbia's North Main Street and Prescott Road, the El Cheapo and another station with a new name -- Obama.
     
"I see more people come in excited with the name," said owner Sam Alhanik, who got the idea from a friend who created an Obama Gas Station in Michigan.
Alhanik has only owned this station for two months. Although born in Yemen, he says he supports America's president. "It's the first president of black people," he said. "It's our president. We like him."

 http://www.live5news.com/story/14656814/is-this-photo-real


If someone does this in Lisbon We Want In! 

Uh Oh?

This is just "too funny and we don't care who you are"!


CAN'T YOU JUST CATch the Vision?

This Photo------------>




and these words:  "El Broko"






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We will never see this again.

Thought you'd enjoy this!
It's one you want your Children and Grandchildren to read.

They won't believe this happened, but it DID.

Harry & Bess
(This seems unreal.)

Harry Truman was a different kind of President.  He probably made as many, or more important decisions regarding our nation's history as any of the other 42 Presidents preceding him.  However, a measure of his greatness may rest on what he did after he left the White House.

The only asset he had when he died was the house he lived in, which was in Independence Missouri.  His wife had inherited the house from her mother and father and other than their years in the White House, they lived their entire lives there.

When he retired from office in 1952 his income was a U.S. Army pension reported to have been $13,507.72 a year.  Congress, noting that he was paying for his stamps and personally licking them, granted him an 'allowance' and, later, a retroactive pension of $25,000 per year.

After President Eisenhower was inaugurated,  Harry and Bess drove home to Missouri by themselves.  There was no Secret Service following them.

When offered corporate positions at large salaries, he declined, stating, "You don't want me.  You want the office of the President, and that doesn't belong to me.  It belongs to the American people and it's not for sale."

Even later, on May 6, 1971, when Congress was preparing to award him the Medal of Honor on his 87th birthday, he refused to accept it, writing, "I don't consider that I have done anything which should be the reason for any award, Congressional or otherwise."

As president he paid for all of his own travel expenses and food.

Modern politicians have found a new level of success in cashing in on the Presidency, resulting in untold wealth.  Today, many in Congress also have found a way to become quite wealthy while enjoying the fruits of their offices. Political offices are now for sale (cf. Illinois).

Good old Harry Truman was correct when he observed, "My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician.  And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!"

I say dig him up and clone him!

If you agree, forward it.  If you don't, delete it.  I don't want to know one way or the other.   By me forwarding it, you know how I feel. 


Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date!

Value what you have "Song of the Birds"

This is very moving video. So sit back and enjoy the pictures, music, and read the captions of each slide.

The Song of the Birds - Watch more amazing videos here

The Song of the Birds - The best bloopers are a click away

Happy Valentine's Day

In The Coming Month,

In the coming month, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day, Feb. 2, 2011.

"It is an ironic juxtaposition of events:

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

While the other involves a groundhog."