Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The
first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The
third surgeon, from Dallas ,says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The
fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , D.C,
shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are
the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no
spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable."
Submitted by: Gordie