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Time Travel now Available in Maine

You have no doubt heard the term “alternative energy.” Unless you live in a cave you may also have heard the term “green energy.” Of course, if you went to Harvard, you most assuredly have heard of “smart energy.” None of us here went to Harvard. But, we do spend a lot of time in the woods. From our perspective that makes us equals. Perhaps that is why we are comfortable talking to you about something you may not have heard about. What is more important, unlike some of the "energy" issues above our semi secret technology is even available for immediate use. Art Bell calls it tiiime traaavel.

No, The Smart Green Alternative Time Machine is not just pie in the sky. (That's S.G.A.T.M. for you Harvard types. Pronounce that one if you are so smart). In fact our machine is now available for time travel right here in the state of Maine... as we speak. This wonderful invention is four times faster than driving, 4050 times faster than a canoe, about the same for walking and it does less damage to the environment than any of these older more stupid methods of transportation…now that has to be Smart. What is even more unbelievable is that it can get you to places that sometimes require a combination of all three of those more traditional, less progressive, methods of moving around.

Think on this. If you want to go from Bangor to the camps at Katahdin Lake (highly recommended) you will need a bunch of stuff to get you there. First you will need to drive you carbon spewing , wildlife killing, (now) government owned toxic transportation unit up the tax sucking, habitat annihilating, brain draining I-95 corridor. That will take about two hours if you include the somewhat annoying twenty minutes on the equally as smelly speed trap called route 57. After you register with the Park you will need to drive another forty minutes to the Avalanche Field trail head at twenty five miles per hour (actually that might be the best part). After loading up with your overweight pack (Of course! you needed that extra case of wine. Heck, you are on vacation ...right?) and dawning your gators you have only to slog for the next two hours or so across the mud oozing, mosquito infested Katahdin Lake trail. I wonder how many trees they snuffed out to make that one?

So now you have about five very ungreen, unalternative, unsmart hours invested in getting to the camps. We allowed a few minutes for the conversation. Don’t be embarrassed. We all have it. Do we lug his fishing rod or her fifty pounds of books?

Oh glory…the almost all Green, Alternative Time Machine is here to save the day. Just think...Bangor to Katahdin Lake in a half hour needing no roads, no trails and arriving with both the fishing rod and the now up to eighty pounds of books…and two cases of wine (why not?). Like we said, we did not attend Harvard. We do however have a very Smart Green Alternative Time Machine for hire (Photo above). So if you would like to save a snail, and a bunch of time to boot give us a shout.

(Small Print in case you are a lawyer) We are an equal opportunity seaplane outfit. So don't worry. If you went to Harvard you are welcome to ride along.

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 Even though no one here did go to 'Havah'd'  these folks are Top Shelf!