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Subject: three contractors

 

This is the way the cookie crumbles…   Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.   The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.   "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."   The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."   The Chicago  contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."   The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"   The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."   "Done!" replies the government official.   And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.