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Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning....
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now.”
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