Senior Romance!

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air. The wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife Mary is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opened the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.' I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

 

 

"Some people walk in the rain,

others just get wet"  Roger Miller

 

Thanks Art for sending this in.