Snake in Rumford, Snakes in the River, Now Snakes in your pants

Hey, come on, we can't make this stuff up.

Driver tells police snakes led to SUV crash

“Yeah occifer, it’z the ‘nakes that made me crash the car.” For some reason I don’t think that is going to fly in the face of an accident. We will have to keep an eye on this story.

HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) — Police say a driver blamed a car crash in Hartford, Conn., on two pet baby snakes that he said escaped from his pants pockets as he was driving.

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