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THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA


In case things get a little tougher during the next few months,
we In LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don't know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , &
ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the
Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

Us TEXOARKLANS love y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to
take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the
President of the U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the
United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then
TEXAS , LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are
going to secede from the Union .

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of
TEXOARKLA .. You might think that he doesn't talk too pretty, but we
haven't had another te
rrorist attack and the economy was fine until the
effects of Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications
for home loans came home to roost.

So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the
space industry.

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't
mess with TEXAS ," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of
TEXOARKLA will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states
do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad
about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to
figure out a way to keep them warm...

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer
chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas
Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semicond
uctor,
Motorola, Intel, AMD, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer
research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world,
as well as other large health centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter
citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of
Oklahoma , Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe,
University of Arkansas , LSU, Arkansas State University , Baylor, Rice,
TCU, SMU and MANY more.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't
restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a
Right-to-Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for
themselves. We just go out and get the job done.. And if we don't like
the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and
insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA
National Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military
bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody20down here has at
least six guns and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if
we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the
Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and
several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let's not forget
seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook
them so that they taste good. We don't need any food from somewhere
else.

13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and
THIRTY TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located
in TEXOARKLA. And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New
York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts ,
Maryland , Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States
are located in TEXOARKLA.

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to.
You see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and
run well for decades.

This just names a20few of the items that will keep the Republic
of TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need
and don't have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under
President Obama:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars,
only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg
SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut
off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Al
Gore has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as
you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global
Warming.

In other words, the rest of ya'll in the USA are screwed!


Signed, The People of TEXOARKLA


P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you
something to think about!

Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of TEXOARKLA are20on YOU!!





Lucille Gouin, Sr. Secretary

School of Occupational Therapy

Texas Woman's University


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