Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone,
and there would be none of this junk about racial profiling.
This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.
Case Closed!
This is so simple...that it's brilliant.
I can see it now. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number _____".
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Solution for airport full - body scanners
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