Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Maine is planning to do its
own, titled 'Survivor -Maine Style.'
The contestants will start in Bangor , travel up to Millinocket and then
they will head southwest to Greenville , then over to Rangeley.
From there they will proceed south to Portland and Bath.
The final leg will be back to Bangor again--making a loop around the
state!
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Massachusetts license plates and a
HUGE bumper sticker that reads:
I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans
suck. Obama is God. Deer hunting is murder,
and I'm here to confiscate your guns.'
The first one that makes it back to Bangor alive wins.
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Survivor- Maine Style
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