Ten Thoughts
to Ponder
Number
10Life is sexually
transmitted.
Number
9
Good health is
merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
Number
8
Men have two
emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich .
Number
7 Give a person a
fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks,
months, maybe years.
Number
6
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in the hospitals, dying of
nothing.
Number
5
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.
Number
4
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you
$30.00?
Number
3
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.
Number
2
Life is like a
jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn
your ass tomorrow.
And The Number
1 Thought
- - - as
someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about
old age - it doesn't last that long.
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