NaturalNews: Hilarious "Diet Fluoride Soda" video launched, plus news on superstorm Sandy and more‏

Dear Lisbon Reporter and NaturalNews readers,

With all the social grace of a ballet-dancing hippopotamus, I have just launched my latest twisted satire video entitled, "Diet Fluoride Soda."

People are saying it's "so funny I farted!" and "ROFL" among other comments like "I laughed so hard I peed a little!"

Here's the official announcement and the link to the outrageous video: (profanity bleeped out)
http://www.naturalnews.com/037774_diet_fluoride_soda_video_agent_orange.html

Introducing Monster Chemo Agent Orange Diet Fluoride Soda! (PARODY)

 

Don't believe everything your eye doctor tells you about blurry vision. We've got a solution that helps many people experience restored clear vision without surgery or expensive prescription glasses!
http://www.naturalnews.com/037775_pinhole_glasses_clear_vision_eyeglasses.html

A wave of looting has been unleashed in the aftermath of superstorm Sandy, with some people even posting their loot on Twitter (and bragging about it!)
http://www.naturalnews.com/037773_looting_superstorm_Sandy_theft.html

A new study reveals that Roundup and other pesticides are directly linked to Alzheimer's disease and neurodegenerative disorders:
http://www.naturalnews.com/037786_Roundup_pesticides_Parkinsons.html

Don't miss tonight's radiation alert episode of the Natural News Talk Hour, with an important Fukushima update:
http://www.naturalnews.com/037783_Fukushima_radiation_alert_cooling_pools.html

P.S. Use discount code nn5 to save 5% on all preparedness supplies at the Natural News Store.

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