Hee Haw; NaturalNews: Horse meat at Burger King? Plus Jesse Jackson's new "Occupy" plan for America‏

Dear Lisbon Reporter and NaturalNews readers,

Since the question has now been raised over Burger King possibly (unintentionally) using horse meat in its burgers, I wondered out loud what would happen if the company tested its burger DNA and found alien genetics in the meat!

Here's my satire (humor) piece:
http://www.naturalnews.com/038935_Burger_King_horse_meat_alien_DNA.html

Huh? Jesse Jackson has a new "Occupy" plan for America. He suggests the government should occupy the streets of Chicago with armed TSA agents as a new "Homeland Security" initiative:
http://www.naturalnews.com/038936_Jesse_Jackson_Chicago_murder_rate.html

Here's some shocking news that I didn't expect: Eating food off hot melamine bowls and plates actually causes you to consume kidney-damaging melamine, says new research:
http://www.naturalnews.com/038948_melamine_kidney_stones_contamination.html

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Water fluoridation is a failure! Here are eight reasons why:
http://www.naturalnews.com/038949_water_fluoridation_failure_toxic_chemicals.html

Here's how to get rid of cellulite:
http://www.naturalnews.com/038945_cellulite_hormones_cosmetic_surgery.html

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