A cowboy from Calgary appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 

 

 

 

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
asked St. Peter.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

 

 

 

'On a trip to Kananskis, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

 

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!

 

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

 

'Couple of minutes ago.'