BUILDING PERMIT... It's All In The Wording!

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I applied for a building permit for a new house. 
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, windows all over the place, and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it green with pink trim. 

The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!” 

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part,
it's going to be tax exempt! I love this country. It’s the government that scares me.

 http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/threads/building-permit.149603/