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Monday, November 16, 2015

EAGLE RISING: In Wake of Muslim Terrorist Attack, Obama Pretends It Wasn't a Muslim Terrorist Attack!

By Tim Brown / 16 November 2015

Following Friday evenings attacks in Paris, Barack Hussein Obama stepped in front of the mic to once again cover for Islam. "I don't want to speculate at this point in terms of who was responsible for this."

Well, why not Hussein? Several witnesses said they heard some of the men shouting "Allahu Akbar!" There is only one ideology that utters such blasphemy before engaging in the murder of the infidels, just one… Islam.

"I'm sure that in the days ahead we'll learn more about exactly what happened, and my teams will make sure that we are in communication with the press to provide you accurate information," Obama said. "I don't want to speculate at this point in terms of who was responsible for this. It appears that there may still be live activity and dangers that are taking place as we speak. And so until we know from French officials that the situation is under control, and we have for more information about it, I don't want to speculate."