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Monday, August 8, 2016

FREEDOM FORCE: Martin Shkreli, one of the most successful men in the pharmaceutical world, believes that he has diagnosed Hillary Clinton’s failing health once and for all.

Shkreli, who has made a fortune in the discovery of new and more effective drugs for a variety of ailments, has taken a long, hard look at the evidence presented to us regarding Clinton’s awful health, and he believe that he knows exactly what is causing her issue.

“Citing his ’15 year background in drug discovery and pharmaceuticals,’ Shkreli asserts that the videos of Hillary’s strange facial movements and her difficulties with walking are ‘pretty unmistakable signs of Parkinson’s disease.’

“Explaining that a stroke or a concussion wouldn’t explain the symptoms, Shkreli says that Hillary’s walking difficulties are a ‘cardinal symptom of Parkinson’s disease’ and what is known as ‘freezing gait’. Shkreli adds that he helped develop a drug to treat the problem.