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Friday, September 2, 2016

GOPDD: Dear, Mad As HELL..

Sep 2, 2016 by Dylan

You will love this!

Dear, Abby
My husband and I just celebrated 40 years of marriage, but he hasn’t worked for the last 15 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. He has cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about it to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive champagne day and night. We sleep in separate bedrooms because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian. Should I clobber him with the frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would be appreciated… Mad as Hell