Beep Beep I'm a Milk Truck

KARMA Baby!

Brooks' Bathroom!

THIS SAYS IT ALL‏

Submitted by: 'Gordie'

Country Politics

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren''t, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."

The Rocking Chair ~ An Alternative to 'BigBox' buying and a 'Plastic Christmas' Enjoy!

The video shows the construction of a rocking chair using superhero powers... but no power tools. Later I will launch an "education version".
Chris

 

BBC: Mrs. Brown Christmas 2013

Mrs Brown's Christmas Card - Mrs Brown's Boys: Preview - BBC One Christmas 2013 

 

 

Mrs Brown Squeaks - Mrs Brown's Boys: Preview - BBC One Christmas 2013 

 

Epic Holiday Greeting from Chuck Norris

 Chuck Norris wishes you a Merry Christmas with this epic split in true Norris fashion.

http://www.military.com/video/forces/humor/epic-holiday-greeting-from-chuck-norris/2951147415001/

Submitted by: 'Bucksnort & Friends of Flight'

Frohes Weihnachten!!!!!!!

GOPDD: “Grandma got run over by ObamaCare” – TEA PARTY ROCKERS

Political Humor

By Henry Payne - December 10, 2013

Just When You Think You Have Seen It All, Check Out ~ Smart Dog Drives Smart Car!

How About This For Some Local Laughs?

 

Can the people of Lisbon relate to this?

Which branch is better?

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was The Best. The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. 

They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. ... 

So, the four servicemen asked him, Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best? Saint Peter replied, I can't answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven. 

Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if he was able to ask God for the answer to their question? 

Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peters shoulder. In the doves beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen: 



MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY 

TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines 

SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best 

1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble. 

2. Each serves America well and with distinction. 

3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man. 

4. Always be proud of that. 

Warm Regards, 

GOD, Army, Ret.

Be Thankful At Thanksgiving!

Tech help to fix Obamacare website is on its way‏

Submitted by: 'RT'

COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS OPEN: BRAD PAISLEY AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD MOCK OBAMACARE

COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS OPEN: BRAD PAISLEY AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD MOCK OBAMACARE --- Wednesday night's CMA (Country Music Association) awards opened up with a bang, incorporating Kenny Rogers, the Robertson family from "Duck Dynasty," and even a little Obamacare mockery. That's right, hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood had a special segment and even song mocking the failed health care rollout that featured the pair pretending to sign up for Obamacare and then crooning about the failure. It all started while the pair was singing a new version of "Why Can't We Be Friends" that faked feuds between some of country music's biggest stars (including Kenny Rogers) and Paisley stopping abruptly to complain about back pain. That's when Underwood suggested trying to sign up for Obamacare.

"I started signing up last Thursday and I'm almost done," she said with a fake smile. "Let's go go the website and get you signed up."

That elicited laughs from the crowd as the pair went and grabbed a computer.

"Why's it spinning?" Paisley asked.

"Oh, it does that," Underwood responded.

"Why's it smokin'?" Paisley continued.

"Umm, I don't know," Underwood said, looking concerned into the camera. "Maybe we should restart it."

From there they broke out into a spoof of George Straight's classic "Amarillo by Morning," instead singing "Obamacare by morning/ Why's this taking so long?/I'm going to end up with hemorrhoids/If I sit her 'til dawn." It continued from there, even taking a shot at the reports that only six people were able to sign up the first day.

But what country music segment would be complete without the South's first family: the Robertsons of the hit show "Duck Dynasty." After the Obamacare mockery the clan made a special appearance to present the night's first award:

 

This is too Funny!

Submitted by: 'Gordie'

Daylight Saving Time?

NOW THIS IS CLASSIC‏

 

Submitted by: 'Gordie'

Where IS Waldo?

 

Route 196 Master Plan ~  Camouflage Road Signs

Positively needs Changing