You Know You Live In An Upside-down Land if..

                              Upside-down   Land

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

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I LOVED THIS ONE.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of"underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).

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I LOVE OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS, TOO

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

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LOVED THIS ONE TOO

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.

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AND THIS ONE

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burqa is only subject to having her neck and head searched.

SMART FLIGHT ATTENDANT‏

The Smart Flight Attendant   A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible.   Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The man said "I cannot sit here next to this infidel." The flight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."   After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "There are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."   About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."   Before the irate Muslim man could say anything, the attendant gestured to the elderly woman and said, "Therefore, madam, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."   Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation. I say, can I get an Amen to that  Submitted by: 'Gordie'