What Great Advice Joe Biden Offers; Humorous: Women Take Joe Biden's 'Buy a Shotgun!' Advice

Those who voted for this 'buffoon' should all be Proud!

Just when you think you have seen it all, here we come again.

LAPD Showing The World They Suck; NaturalNews: LAPD literally trying to execute Christopher Dorner in frenzied manhunt‏

Dear Lisbon Reporter and NaturalNews readers,

The LAPD is no longer a "police" force. It is an execution squad with orders to "shoot to kill" Christopher Dorner, the accused cop killer running loose in Calif.

And yet, somehow the LAPD has only managed to shoot up two innocent women in a pickup truck, one of which was shot twice in the back.

The LAPD has offered an "apology" and says they accidentally shot the wrong truck to pieces without even bothering to see who was driving it. (Yep, seriously.)

Are you getting the picture here? This is not an arrest attempt. This is an execution:
http://www.naturalnews.com/039061_Christopher_Dorner_LAPD_execution.html

In other huge police state news today, here's my second story on why military drones are soon going to be used against American citizens, right here on U.S. soil. Who knows, maybe they'll launch Hellfire missiles at random pickup trucks driving around LA!
http://www.naturalnews.com/039046_military_drones_American_citizens_murder.html

Eating more ginger can help you reduce the risk of colorectal cancer:
http://www.naturalnews.com/039058_colorectal_cancer_prevention_ginger.html

Did you know that coffee grounds might be useful as nutritional supplements?
http://www.naturalnews.com/039052_coffee_grounds_supplements_antioxidants.html

Texas looks like it might pass the toughest anti-drone law in the country! Citizens rejoice:
http://www.naturalnews.com/039056_Texas_drone_legislation_citizens.html

LAPD literally trying to execute Christopher Dorner while endangering LA citizens with random 'shoot to kill' gunfire (NaturalNews) I've never seen a police force look as pathetic and weak as the LAPD does right now. The entire police force has been thrust into a state of complete terror by the actions of one police officer named Christopher Dorner who allegedly has...

Washington state seeks to nullify NDAA's 'indefinite detention' provision (NaturalNews) A states' rights organization says a group of lawmakers in Washington state are considering bipartisan legislation that would block any attempt by the federal government to indefinitely detain U.S. citizens or lawful resident aliens without...

HPV, tetanus vaccines causes deadly new autoimmune disease known as antiphospholipid syndrome (NaturalNews) One of the latest technologies being employed in the production of new vaccines involves the use of outer membrane vesicles (OMVs), a type of pathogenic bacteria that mimics the phospholipids naturally found in the human body, as customizable...

Reduce your cancer risk - especially colorectal - by eating more ginger (NaturalNews) Ginger is one of Ayurveda's favorite medicinal and tonic herbs, and it has emerged also as a culinary favorite lately. There has been considerable clinical testing by modern Western medicine that shows ginger's anti-inflammatory effects...

Cleanse the liver to improve health (NaturalNews) Cleansing is important. It is so important that there are several organs that are responsible for keeping the body cleansed. Chief among these organs is the liver. Responsible for the regulation of our metabolism and purifying our blood...

To protect citizens, Texas may pass toughest anti-drone laws in America (NaturalNews) Texas lawmakers are considering what would become the toughest anti-drone law in the nation, following revelations the Obama administration has legally justified targeting American citizens only suspected of engaging in terrorist activities...

Five-year-old girl suspended from school, accused of being a terrorist for talking about playing with Hello Kitty 'bubble gun' (NaturalNews) Elementary-age children are apparently the newest terrorist threat in America today, as an increasing number of them are being indicted as criminals for playing with, or even just talking about, plastic toy guns at government-run public...

Think smart about alternative treatments for psoriasis (NaturalNews) Psoriasis is no joke, and neither is the fact that many individuals with this chronic condition suffer from a wide variety of emotional and physical symptoms. Because of the visible nature of this autoimmune condition, many people seek alternative...

TV viewing leads to lower sperm counts (NaturalNews) Men who watch more than 20 hours of TV per week have a sperm count nearly half that of men who rarely watch TV, according to a study conducted by researchers from the Harvard School of Public Health and published in the British...

Coffee grounds make great supplements, a study shows (NaturalNews) Coffee is currently in the crosshairs of a lot of scientists as they have come to realize that coffee, particularly coffee grounds, contains a lot of antioxidants that could be harnessed and placed into supplements. It is estimated that...

Beat chronic depression and stress with Co-Q10 (NaturalNews) It's well known that Co-Q10 or Coenzyme Q10 is beneficial for maintaining a healthy heart or even restoring health to an ailing heart. There are also other benefits from Co-Q10 which will be explained later in this article. But a recent...

Learn how the Second Amendment Foundation protects all our futures, our children, our liberties (NaturalNews) With all the recent talk in the nation's capital and in some statehouses around the country about efforts to implement new gun control measures, it might seem like law-abiding gun owners don't have too many friends. That couldn't be further...

Baby boomers more unhealthy than their parents (NaturalNews) Contrary to the assumption that quality of life increases with each generation, baby boomers are actually significantly less healthy and more disabled than their parents were at the same age, according to a study conducted by researchers...

Is Christopher Dorner another psychiatric killer? (NaturalNews) Accepting on faith any part of the official scenario in this case is risky and ill-advised, but assuming Dorner is guilty of committing murders, his highly publicized manifesto may hold a clue. Buried in the text, here is one of his statements...

Mystic Cookbook: The secret alchemy of food (NaturalNews) What's the connection between food and spiritual awakening? It's greater than you thought. On the Jan30,2013 episode of Mental Health Exposed, I interview...

Obama plans to use military drones against American journalists, freedom activists and critics of government (NaturalNews) President Obama plans to use military drones in the skies over the United States to assassinate journalists, patriots and critics of his administration. That's the inescapable conclusion from the emerging pattern of evidence now publicly...

Planned economic destruction continues in California as water purification company denied permit to sell lifesaving product (NaturalNews) Have you ever heard of a product called Polar Pure Water Disinfectant? If the state of California and the Drug Enforcement Administration have their way, you may never hear of it again. First, a little history. According to...

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THIS PROVES A LOT‏: Guns Stop Three Home Invasions, Store Robbery

Guns Stop Three Home Invasions, Store Robbery by Amy

Guns came to the rescue of three homeowners and a business this weekend. Five people tried to break into a home in Oklahoma City, OK. The woman homeowner and her friend shot two of them with her gun. The other burglars fled to another house to escape the gunfire. The shooting victims are in serious [...]

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Submitted by: "Gordie"

Is This Where America Is Heading?; A Tragedy that needs to be known!! Attention : GRAPHIC PICTURE PLEASE READ...‏

This is what the religion/cult of our faux-president is not only capable of, but it is their mission. Today Nigeria; Tomorrow USA.

God save us all....

IN GOD I TRUST   Unbelievable! What you see and learn here, you will never see in the official medias...Read and pass on!! These are your Christian brothers and sisters. Pray.Statement by Father Juan Carlos Martos cmf Secretariat of PV Clarettiani Missionaries

"This is a brutal example of how far the struggle between muslims and catholics in Nigeria has reached. Muslims are determined to impose their 'religion' all over Africa as well as in other continents and countries of the world. Islam has but one goal: rule the world at any cost!" "And where are the International Human Rights Organizations? Christians are burnt alive in Nigeria : a horrific Holocaust right in front of International indifference! As denounced by Father Juan Carlos Martos, on behalf of the Missionari Clarettiani, via del Sacro Cuore di Maria, Rome, Italy."

"By publishing this graphic document on Facebook, I have intended to make the world aware of certain terrible events totally ignored or minimized by the mainstream media; an authentic genocide so cruel and inhuman only comparable with the most hateful and vile acts in the nazi extermination camps."

"To my great surprise, Facebook has criticized me for the publication of this graphic document as a proof of the Holocaust that Christians have been suffering in Nigeria in the last ten years. According to Facebook's Security policy of the 'social' Network, this photo has been classified as 'pornographic', 'violent' or 'inappropriate' and hence I was disallowed to publish any picture for a week. And I was threatened drastic measures if I insist publishing any document that prove the terrible violations of Human Rights in Nigeria . This attitude by the (Spanish) Facebook Management is an attack to the freedom of expression as much as a shameful insult to the 500 victims (only in this horrible episode) slaughtered by islamic terror only for being christian."

"I thought that this social network, originated in the United States , would not bend its knees in front of terror. Especially, when still healing their wounds suffered in the gruesome 9/11 attack, just as our own 3/11 at Madrid railway station, all innocent victims of the wild fury and insanity of islamic terror."

"This seems even more unacceptable in Spain , a Democratic state, where the rights of opinion, expression and religion are guaranteed by the Constitution (Art. 16 and 20), if there is an attempt to limit such rights, let alone through threats and coercion thus weakening their freedom of expression by condemning as "inappropriate" a graphic document (not a photomontage) which reflects a brutal reality in all its crudeness."

"Contrarily, the Administrators of Facebook Spain should welcome this public protest advocating that such a barbarian act will never be replicated and that its perpetrators will be brought to justice. This is a right and duty of every citizen: a service to society, ultimate goal, I feel, of any network that defines itself as 'social'."

"Regrettably, if the murders continue, this is greatly because truth is always hidden to the sovereign people, so that they may not be aware and 'disdained' by it: complicit silence by the mainstream media leads to the indifference of the

international political community facing this unspeakable Holocaust! Let alone the cowardice already rooted in the western world facing the islamic terror. A consequence of the stupid " Alliance of civilizations": another regrettable incident of our former Prime Minister Rodriguez Zapatero."

"Can you imagine the reaction of the islamic terrorist organization in the (impossible) case of a massacre of muslims in a mosque, by the hands of christian terrorists? And how widely would our media cover and condemn the crime and the criminals??" "Therefore, from this modest blog, I ask a favor from all people who are reading me: please distribute this photo and its comments using all the media you have. If only for commemorating these martyrs since, unfortunately, Facebook seems to be on the side of the executioners by preventing the publication of such tragic events."

Juan Carlos Martos cmf Segretariato di PVMissionari ClarettianiVia Sacro Cuore � Maria-500197-Rome

We Don't Make This Stuff Up; GOP The Daily Dose: Another Weapon The Democrats Will Want To Ban.

Aufmerksamkeitshalt das Plumpsen !!!!! 

A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her over sized chest, according to court proceedings.

A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.

 A lawyer?, too bad she was unsuccessful. Good material for a movie, they could call it "Killer Boobs".

 The Comments are entertaining, at the very least.
 http://gopthedailydose.com/2013/01/04/another-weapon-the-democrats-will-want-to-ban-woman-arrested-after-trying-to-kill-her-boyfriend-with-her-large-breast/







Just doing his civic duty to warn the world of Dangerous Weapons,  Submitted by: Leon Bard

American Leadership; BrasscheckTV: The longest war in US history‏

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The longest war in US history?
 
You're watching it now. 
 
And there is literally no end
in sight to it.

Why is the USA still in Afghanistan?

The longest war in US history

 

Full spectrum dominance
 
Main points:

1. There is no conceivable threat in Afghanistan to any interest of the US.

2. The US objective in Afghanistan is a permanent military presence in western Asia much like the US has in Japan and Korea.

3. "Taliban" means ANYONE in Afghanistan who wants foreign occupiers out.

4. It's all part of a megalomanic maniacal agenda

For more War Crimes: videos, click here

 

Brain Study (Yes)

Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.

And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, ways down the road before

it ever gets anywhere near you.

To my "selected"strange-minded friends:

If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and

the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line. Only great

minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

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Forward it & put 'YES' in the Subject Line

Even if you are not old, you will find this interesting...

Submitted by: "Pappy"

Your Social Security Card & benefits‏

A History Lesson on Your Social Security Card
1934 - 1980

With the  elections just a little over 3 months away you'll soon be hearing some Democrats running for political office, warning how  the Republicans want to take away the old people's Social  Security. 

Just  in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this it's easy to check out, if you don't  believe it.  Be sure and show it to your family and friends. They need a little history lesson on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat or Republican.

Facts are Facts:

Social Security Cards, issued in 1934, and up until the 1980s expressly stated the number and that card were not to be used for identification purposes. Since nearly everyone in the United States now has a number, it became convenient to use it anyway and the message, NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION, was removed.


When Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised:

1.) That participation in the Program would be completely voluntary,

No  longer Voluntary


2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual Incomes into the Program,

Now  7.65% on  the first $90,000


3.) That the money the participants elected to put into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year,

No  longer tax deductible


4.) That the money the participants put into the independent 'Trust  Fund' rather than into the general operating fund, and therefore, would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program.
 Under  Johnson, another Democrat, the money was moved to The General Fund and  Spent


5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.

Under Clinton &  Gore, Democrats, Up  to 85% of your Social Security can be  Taxed

Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are now receiving a Social Security check every month -- and  then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we paid to the Federal government to 'put away' for us --  you may be interested in the following: 

Q: Which Political  Party took Social Security from  the independent 'Trust Fund' and put it into the general fund so that Congress could spend  it?

A:  It was Lyndon Johnson and the Democratically controlled House and Senate.

Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social  Security (FICA) withholding?

A:  The Democratic Party. 

Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social Security  annuities?

A:  The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting  the 'tie-breaking' deciding  vote as President of the Senate, while he  was Vice President of the   US    

Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving annuity payments to immigrants?

AND MY FAVORITE:

A:  That's right!

Jimmy Carter and the Democratic  Party.


Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65, began to receive Social Security payments!  The Democratic Party gave these payments to them, even though they never paid a dime into it!

Then, after violating the original contract  (FICA), the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!

And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it!

If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe changes will evolve. Maybe not, some Democrats are awfully sure of what isn't so.

But it's worth a try.
How many people can YOU send this to? Actions speak louder than bumper stickers. 


 Submitted by: "Gordie"

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech.‏

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

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1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
5. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
7. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
8. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
9. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
10. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
11. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
15. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
16. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
17. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
18. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
19. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
20. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
21. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
22. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
23. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
24. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
25. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
26. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
27. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
28. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
29. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
30. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
31. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
32. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
33. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
34. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
35. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
36. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
37. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
     
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