Change Your Underwear Often‏

There's  an  old  sea  story  about  a ship's captain who inspected

his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.

 

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

 

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

 

He continued, "Bowie, you change with Brooks,  Eldridge, you change with Therriault, and Mason, you change with
Pomelow."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.

 

I THINK YOU WILL FORWARD THIS!

Could this be what is occurring with Lisbon Town Officials? 

Thanks go to C. C. Bondermann for this one!!!!