NaturalNews: Health Ranger releases new parody music video, spoof of "Call Me Maybe" - outrageous‏

Dear Lisbon Reporter and NaturalNews readers,

I hope you're ready to laugh, because we've just released my latest satire music video, a parody of the #1 hit song "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepson.

As usual, I wrote and performed the lyrics. The music was put together by Sean DeTorres and Bombshelter Studios (http://www.bombshelterstudios.com/).

This spoof video is called "Dumb and Lazy" and it's a comedic look at the rapidly devolving culture of the "jellyfish class" of Americans who are too busy smoking weed and watching TV to take part in building a better society. Positive comments about the video have been rolling in on YouTube over the last several hours...
Here's the official announcement:
http://www.naturalnews.com/036453_Call_Me_Maybe_parody_song_Dumb_and_Lazy.html

And here's a direct link to the music video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVhfoNh20rU

And on TV.NaturalNews.com
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=55A650B7B81F68CEFC4C620D6992B9F5

P.S. Don't take the video too seriously, it's just a comedy spoof for some much-needed comic relief from the intensity of all the news we normally cover.

At Penn State, a massive cover-up has now been confirmed. Top coaches and university officials there willfully and knowingly participated in looking the other way while children were repeatedly molested. Coach Paterno may now go down in history as the coward who stuck his head in the sand instead of speaking up for innocent victims:
http://www.naturalnews.com/036464_Penn_State_cover-up_Paterno.html

A new documentary is now available called Nourishing Our Children. It's a powerful new film that will forever shape your thinking about why processed foods are so terrible for childrens' health:
http://www.naturalnews.com/036462_Nourishing_the_Children_food_documentary.html

Did you know that Centrum vitamins are owned by Pfizer, the drug company?
http://www.naturalnews.com/036459_Centrum_vitamins_Pfizer.html

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