NaturalNews: The world ends in four days; we can all stop flossing now...‏

Dear Lisbon Reporter and NaturalNews readers,

According to the Mayan calendar doomsday prophecies, the world ends in just four days.

I guess that means we can all stop flossing now.
Here are some of my additional (satirical) thoughts on 12/21/2012:
http://www.naturalnews.com/038377_Mayan_prophecy_life_experience_karma.html

I've also got a solution to the recent shooting insanity. How about we just ban all people on psychiatric meds from 1) owning guns, 2) driving cars, and 3) voting for President!
http://www.naturalnews.com/038376_psychiatric_medications_guns_voting.html

Here's the proof: A neurological disorder has been found to be caused by vaccines:
http://www.naturalnews.com/038390_vaccines_neurological_disorders_MMF.html

Government wages are off the charts in California: One cop earns $484,000!
http://www.naturalnews.com/038389_government_wages_California_state_employees.html

Here are six signs you need to boost your vitamin C intake:
http://www.naturalnews.com/038379_vitamin_C_deficiency_symptoms_scurvy.html

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