Crow Report

Well, it is not a pretty story.

Hundreds of dead crows were found along the New England coast and there was concern for Avian Flu. 

 

A Boston College Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by cars.

An Ornithological Behaviorist at the College was then asked to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."

Now you know the rest of the story & Yes I have been in the house too long.