NaturalNews: Giant 20-foot mosquitoes invade Florida and suck victims dry (sort of...)‏

Dear Lisbon Reporter and NaturalNews readers,

Elephant-sized "zombie mosquitoes" are invading Florida and sucking FIVE gallons of blood out of their victims!

Well not really, but that's the way the media makes it sound when reporting on the new breed of larger mosquitoes now appearing in the area. One online publication compares a mosquito bite to a "knife wound." (Seriously.)

Here's my satire article making fun of the media's wildly exaggerated scare stories about mosquitoes:
http://www.naturalnews.com/040776_giant_mosquitoes_Florida_national_emergency.html

By arming Syrian "rebels" who are really al-Qaeda terrorists, Obama's transformation into Bush is now completehttp://www.naturalnews.com/040775_al-Qaeda_Syria_chemical_weapons.html

Good news: B vitamins slow the progression of Alzheimer's:
http://www.naturalnews.com/040787_B_vitamins_Alzheimers_dementia.html

And 3 out of 4 doctors say they would prescribe medical marijuana to patients (if only it weren't a criminal act to do so)
http://www.naturalnews.com/040790_medical_marijuana_prohibition_plant_medicine.html

Check out these seven free apps to get fit and stay healthyhttp://www.naturalnews.com/040785_free_fitness_apps_weight_loss_strength_training.html

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