NEW PREAMBLE ANNEX TO THE CONSTITUTION

        NEW PREAMBLE ANNEX TO THE CONSTITUTION
 
 This  is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The
 following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye  from
 GA. But was actually written by Libertarian writer and former U.S. Senate candidate Lewis Napper.

This guy should run for President one day...v
 
 
      "We  the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
 everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more  riots,
 keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure  the blessings
 of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
 hereby try one more time to ordain  and establish some common sense
 guidelines for the terminally whiny,  guilt ridden, delusional, and other
 liberal bed-wetters. We hold  these truths to be self evident: that a whole
 lot of people are  confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they
 require a Bill of  NON-Rights."
 
 
    ARTICLE  I:  You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or
 any other  form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire
 them,  but no one is guaranteeing anything.
 
            ARTICLE  II:  You do not have the right to never be offended.
 This country is  based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone --
 not just  you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different
 opinion, etc; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always  will be.
 
            ARTICLE  III:  You do not have the right to be free from harm. If
 you stick a  screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not
 expect the  tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
 independently  wealthy.
 
            ARTICLE  IV:  You do not have the right to free food and housing.
 Americans are  the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help
 anyone  in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation
 after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing  more
 than the creation of another generation of professional couch  potatoes ....
 
            ARTICLE  V:  You  do not have the right to free health care. That
 would be nice, but  from the looks of public housing, we're just not
 interested in  public health care.
 
            ARTICLE  VI:  You  do not have the right to physically harm other
 people. If you  kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
 surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric  chair.
 
            ARTICLE  VII:  You do not have the right to the possessions of
 others. If you rob,  cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other
 citizens, don't  be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you
 away in a  place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color
 TV  or a life of leisure.
 
            ARTICLE  VIII:  You do not have the right to a job. All of us
 sure want you to have  a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times,
 but we expect  you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and
 vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)
 
           ARTICLE  IX:  You  do not have the right to happiness. Being an
 American means that you  have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the
 way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of
 idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill  of
 Rights.
 
            ARTICLE  X:  This is an English speaking country. We don't care
 where you are  from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to
 wherever you  came from! (Lastly....)
 
         ARTICLE  XI:  You  do not have the right to change our country's
 history or heritage.  This country was founded on the belief in one true
 God. And yet, you  are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any
 faith, or no  faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD
 WE  TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable
 with it, TOUGH!

             If  you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to,
 and  nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about
 time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the  United
 States speak out because if you do not, who  will?

-- "It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men."
 -Samuel Adams