Tax Time

Tax his land,  
Tax his bed,
Tax the table  
At which he's fed.  

Tax his tractor,  
Tax his mule,
Teach him  taxes
Are the rule.  

Tax his work,
Tax  his pay,
He works for peanuts  
Anyway!

Tax his  cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his  pants,
Tax his coat.  

Tax his ties,
Tax  his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax  his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,  
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he  
Tries to think..  

Tax his cigars,  
Tax his beers,
If he cries  
Tax his tears.

Tax  his car,
Tax his gas,
Find  other ways
To tax his ass.  

Tax all he has  
Then let him know
That you  won't be done
Till he has no dough.  

When he screams and  hollers,
Then tax him some more,  
Tax him till
He's good and  sore..

Then tax his coffin,  
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod  in
Which he's laid.  

Put these words  
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove  me to my doom...'

When he's  gone,
Do not relax,
Its time  to apply
The inheritance tax.  


Accounts Receivable Tax  
Building Permit Tax
CDL  license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate  Income Tax
Dog License Tax  
Excise Taxes
Federal Income  Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License  Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline  At x (44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross  Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax  
Inheritance Tax
Inventory  Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties  (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax  
Luxury Taxes
Marriage  License Tax
Medicare Tax  
Personal Property Tax  
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax  
Service Charge Tax
Social  Security Tax
Road Usage Tax  
Sales Tax
Recreational  Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State  Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax  (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax  
Telephone Federal Universal Service  Fee Tax
Telephone Federal,
State  and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone  Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone  Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax  
Telephone State and Local Tax  
Telephone Usage Charge Tax  
Utility Taxes
Vehicle  License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales  Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax  
Well Permit Tax
Workers  Compensation Tax

STILL THINK  THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes  existed 100 years ago,

and our nation was the  most prosperous in the world.  

 

We had  absolutely no national debt,

had the largest  middle class in the world,

and Mom stayed home  to raise the  kids.  

What in the  hell happened?  
Can you spell 'politicians?'  
And I still have to 'press 1' for  English!?!?!?!?

 
I hope this  goes around THE USA at least 100  times!!!!!
YOU can help it get  there!!!