STC

Since  more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need  for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

 

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The  Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own  Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior  Center

DWI: Driving While  Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta  Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery  Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel  Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid  On? 

KMA: Kindly Move Alone

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures  Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage  Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor  Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go  Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking  To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture  Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need  Oil