Excellent Trade

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of 
 The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
 The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: 
 
 "Nice pigs, sir." The President replied: "These are not pigs.  These are 
 authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.  I got one for Secretary of State 
 Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
 
 The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,
 "Excellent trade, sir."