A NEW HOME PROTECTION PLAN

SAFE AT HOME  

 

I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

 

 I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front yard,

one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

 

The local police, State Police, FBI, Secret Service

and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

 

 I've never felt safer.